I am afraid I shall be submitting a lot of prompts over-excitedly again.

- Adventures of Esk between her book appearances
- A day in the life of the luggage, or any other piece of sapient pearwood
- The librarian's transformation into an orangutang
- The tale of any of the lost expeditions in the library
- Someone spikes dinner at the Unseen University with a love potion. What happens?
- Inter-species lesbian bar in Ankh Morpok. What conversations & romances result?
- Conina's childhood
- The story behind Cohen the Barbarian's famous proverb "never enter an arsekicking contest with a porcupine".
- Sometimes Nanny Ogg's sex education involves demonstrations or even a little hands-on experience
- "Lady Ramkin's bosom rose and fell like an empire." Which empire? And is it related to them Ramkin family's famous military endeavours?
- Any scene from canon retold from the perspective of a book in the library
- A recipe (or two!) from Nanny Ogg's cookbook
- philosophical observations by Ly Tin Wheedle
- Scenes from Detritus' war on drugs
- Angua/any female character, climbing naked through someone's window is an unorthodox way to start a relationship, but it seems to have worked
- Susan/Miss Tick, gels from the Quirm School for Young Ladies stick together
- a reunion at the Quirm School for Young Ladies